Monday, May 12, 2008

Snot, Hot freaks, GPS System

So, I have three interesting things to post about. That's unusual. Anyways....Ahem

I was as tired as snot last night. Have you ever been as tired as snot? It's very tiring...you should try it sometime. I slept well that night. Aye.

The second thing I would like to say, Is that I started the hot freaks club. It is very easy to join, you have to be hot and freaky, it's as simple as that. But there are rules. Read on:

Rule #1: No cussing! You may not cuss badly if you're a hot freak, it's not attractive.

Rule #2: You must be nice. If you're mean, you will be kicked out. Mean people are normal in this world, nice people are freaky.

Rule #3: You must be single. Singles are sooooo much hotter then people who are attached.(Note:If absolutely necessary, you may date another hot freak, but it must be alright with your parents.) So far, I have four people in the hot freaks club, and one pending. If you want to join, contact me, and I will tell you if you may join.

Lastly, have any of you thought about car GPS's? They're really weird. I think they should make personalized models. So here's my rendition of other models of car GPS's :

Normal: Turn right. then head straight for three miles...etc.. Broken: Turn right, turn left, turn right, turn left....etc. GPS for dummies: Turn right, no, your other right. Canadian GPS: Turn right, eh? Trucker GPS: Turn !#$$#^^ right already!!! I just think It's really funny. They should make all these models. So, that's all for now, probably for another week.

Everyone is Some one's sunny side!Keek out!

Katie{Atta;)}

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

*cough* I'm assuming I will get accepted into this "Hot Freaks Club" seeing as I'm YOUR BEST FRIEND!!!!! Lol jkjk That Gps thing was funny.

But seriously "tired as snot"?? I mean...come on...

The Highland Sage said...

Actually, it was my idea...

Anonymous said...

Oh Katie... You're so hilarious! Were you in public school at anytime?

Anonymous said...

Oh Katie... You're so hilarious! Were you in public school at anytime?

Anonymous said...

Oops, I accidentally double posted. But now it'll be triple! JK LOL Anyway, I forgot what I was going to say.... OH yeah! Katie, I think you'd only fit into the freak part of your club. ;) JK LOL

Atta said...

Oh well geez, thanks!! I don't even know if I want you in the Hot Freaks club...JK. FreakyPickle(AKA C. W., right?), of COURSE you can join! I'll just have to run it by Taylor.. ;)

Michael Swift said...

"Tired as snot." Well, snot is also called phlegm, and phlegmatic means apathetic or lethargic, so it makes sense... sorta.

I'm obviously a member of the hot freaks club already. Having a "hot freaks" club without me as the VP would be absurd.

Atta said...

Sorry Micheal, hate to burst your bubble, but I already have all the offices filled, including VP. And trust me, he's VERY qualified.

Anonymous said...

Yes it's me! The Cary Willis you know and ♥love! Awww so I don't get an officer position?

Atta said...

Actually, I forgot to call you, but Taylor and I think you qualify as sergent at Arms, which basically means you get to tell people what to do if Taylor and I are gone. And you get to be an officer.

Anonymous said...

it seems rule #3 was made just so I couldnt join

The Highland Sage said...

Well, they do want to keep out the riff raff. jk, I love you man. ;)

Atta said...

Not true Alex! It's just a fact of life that un attached people are hotter then ones with girlfriends/boyfriends! honestly...

Anonymous said...

i didnt want to join anyway. so ha

The Highland Sage said...

well, they don't want you to join. So I suppose it's mutual.

Anonymous said...

Okay Katie, I'm not sure I wanna be in the Hot Freaks Club anymore...

Rule number three:
WTF???? Okay so you have to be single to be able to be in the Club, but you can date another Hot Freak. So what...? Then you have to leave the group cause you're not single anymore?? It really doesn't make any sense.

Atta said...

No, no, no, you don't understand. If you want to date someone, they have to be a hot freak also, you're just not allowed to date anyone outside the hot freaks, or else you'll get punished. And that doesn't exactly mean "kicked out", It can be whatever the members see fit to punish you with.

Michael Swift said...

Just saw Barnum: it was a lot of fun. It's interesting that you were the "pretty girl twirling the baton" and the "local peach". ;-) Laine was supremely cute as a mermaid, your dad was a terrific ringmaster, Dominic's song was great, etc. I thought it all went very well. Congrats!

The Highland Sage said...

All right! We know you're not dead! Post already!

Anonymous said...

Aye, post!

Anonymous said...

You must post now! Or else we shall do something totally unexpected!!! And it will be bad!

The Highland Sage said...

It is high time for a post!

Anonymous said...

NEW POST NEW POST!!!!

Michael Swift said...

I second the motion. All in favor?

Anonymous said...

Aye!

Aye!

Aye!

Michael Swift said...

Motion carried!