New Years!!!!

So, for my new years resolution, I'm getting back on my blog!!! Isn't that awesome?!?! So know that it's been like, six months, how many of you want to know what the password is so you can know the question? Ok, here it is....the password is......ZUNDERCUSKEROSKERTOFF!!!! How many of you were surprised by that? Not me...anyway, now if one of you comments that word spelled correctly, I'll let you know what the question is, M'kay? Have fun. It feels good to be blogging again....

Keek out!
Katie

MUAHAHA!!!

MUAHAHAHAHA!!! The last question I wrote in invisable ink!! Well, I mean, er, Invisable pixels!! Watch in the next few days for the invisable "ink" to appear. It will only appear though, if you guess the password by comment! It's in one of my posts, I promise. Oh, by the way, heres a hint. think "Woodsman" or "Firewood". Yeah, that's a good hint.

Keek Out!! Have fun with this...
Katie~ Atta ;)

Posty post post post

I am posting.......HURRAY!!! I have a spare minute!! Anyway, here is the short story of Quincey's Queen Quartet.

There once was a Quick Queen of Quincy,
She had Quacking Quackeroos,
But she got behind on her Visa bill,
and owed many dues.

So she left her Quakeroos
All in the dust,
And she started a Quartet,
And, well, no body fussed.

And there's the story. Sorry it took me so long to post, but I've been busy being fashionable!(duh)
ATTENTION: THE FOLLOWING QUESTION IS NOT HYPOTHETICAL, ANSWER BY COMMENT PLEASE!!!!


There really isn't anything here, I promise, but if you guess the password, I'll reveal it.









Keek out!!
-Katie, Atta ;)

P.S.

This is a P.S. to the last post...If any of you do happen to want to know about Quincy's Queen Quartet, just let me know! ;)

Quincy's Queen Quartet

Well, as you might have guessed the title has nothing to do with the post, but I think that Q is the only letter Dom and I haven't used to start post names. So there you have it. Have any of you noticed how the days seem to drag on, but the months and weeks just fly by? That's happening to me. And have you ever noticed how many bugs get in your sink if you forget to do the dishes? I found a dragonfly this morning. And have you ever noticed how some things are still fun to read even though they make no sense?!?!? Ah yes...I am in a weird mood today. I bought a song from i-tunes by Crazy Frog, and it's very strange you should look it up. Well, that's about all I have to say, except that I love Zunderkusceroscertoff. Anyway...

There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness...

Katie, Atta ;)

Zunderkusceroscertoff

It is high time I posted again. I will start out with Zunderkusceroscertoff, and yes, that's how you spell it. He is a blond 22 year old elf that lives on the edge of the Black Bayou on Hatchet Isle. He's a blacksmith and he's my personal elf boy toy.... ;) ....anyway, we met on one of my many adventures, and hit it off immediately. We've been going strong since, though it's kind of hard to send letters to someone who lives in an alternate universe. We have our ways though. If you have any questions about him, feel free to ask.

I was thinking the other day how many things sound like heavy metal bands/albums/songs. The other day my friends and I came up with a band and it's first album...get this....

10,000 Candles
by
In One Hand

Tracks:
1. Suds in the Crevice
2. Stink on My Hand
3. Marinated Lamb Chops(get your own)
4. Tape and Tears
5. 10,000 Candles
6. Many Thanks
7. Crying in December
8. You and Your I-pod
9. Last Phone Bill Ever

So, if anyone wants to start a heavy metal band, let me know, In One Hand is waiting!! Remember....

Keek Out!! I love Zunderkusceroscertoff!!!
Katie, Atta ;)

Corrections

I have a correction to make from my last post. I mean Edger Allen Poe. Not Allen Edger Poe. Actually, Allen Edger Poe was Edger Allen Poe's less talked of younger sibling. Their parents weren't very creative in coming up with another boy name they liked, so they just recycled the same name. Their inability to think creatively was actually what drove Edger Allen Poe to write and expand his horizons. Allen Edger Poe just became a garbage man. He really stunk. Anyway...

Everyone is Someone's Sunny Side! Keek out!
Katie[Atta ;)]

Grammatical Uncorrectness

I am grammatically uncorrect today, and I don't know why. So if there is grammatical errors in my post and me, it's on purpose. There is, as you can see a major slump on my posting. The reason is it's because I was abducted by aliens and made to eat Kentucky Fried Spinach and then sent back to earth were I was an outcast to my friends and family and neighbors for turning into a spinach freak....*sniff*......Anyway it's all over now, so I can post again.

I am sitting here not knowing what to write,
and I find myself wandering thinking of night.
It is so calm and crisp and cool,
To not enjoy this time, you'd be a fool.
The stars glisten as if tiny jewels,
Like light reflecting off millions of pools.
The vastness is purely overwhelming,
Creation spinning, ever revolving.
I thank God for this gift of light and dark,
Which inside my heart has lit a spark.

Well, that was my first try of my own poetry. What'd you think? I know it's not Allen Edger Poe or anything, but tell me what you think as a stand alone poem.

Everyone is Some one's Sunny side!
Katie(Atta)

Snot, Hot freaks, GPS System

So, I have three interesting things to post about. That's unusual. Anyways....Ahem

I was as tired as snot last night. Have you ever been as tired as snot? It's very tiring...you should try it sometime. I slept well that night. Aye.

The second thing I would like to say, Is that I started the hot freaks club. It is very easy to join, you have to be hot and freaky, it's as simple as that. But there are rules. Read on:

Rule #1: No cussing! You may not cuss badly if you're a hot freak, it's not attractive.

Rule #2: You must be nice. If you're mean, you will be kicked out. Mean people are normal in this world, nice people are freaky.

Rule #3: You must be single. Singles are sooooo much hotter then people who are attached.(Note:If absolutely necessary, you may date another hot freak, but it must be alright with your parents.) So far, I have four people in the hot freaks club, and one pending. If you want to join, contact me, and I will tell you if you may join.

Lastly, have any of you thought about car GPS's? They're really weird. I think they should make personalized models. So here's my rendition of other models of car GPS's :

Normal: Turn right. then head straight for three miles...etc.. Broken: Turn right, turn left, turn right, turn left....etc. GPS for dummies: Turn right, no, your other right. Canadian GPS: Turn right, eh? Trucker GPS: Turn !#$$#^^ right already!!! I just think It's really funny. They should make all these models. So, that's all for now, probably for another week.

Everyone is Some one's sunny side!Keek out!

Katie{Atta;)}

What the Keek?!?!

So, I was watching my bro and his friend play a game, and his friend thought that something said "What the keek" instead of "What the heck"! It was funny! So know I shall say "what the keek?" instead. It sounds waaaaaay cooler. Also, it goes with my jeans. Totally. I love to match. I can't stand not matching. I love working white board markers. I think that writing with working white board markers is one of my hidden obsessions. yup. Anyway, so, well, um.....keek. yeah.

Everyone is Some one's Sunny Side! Keek out!
Katie(Atta;])

P.S. I was also thinking of trying to start a new nickname. Tell me what you think of "Special K"

Nicknames

Well, today I thought I'd peruse the topic of nicknames, as the title of this post suggests. Nicknames are very tricky, because some stick, and some don't. I went through several nicknames before I became Atta. They were, "Rine(last half of my real name, Catherine)", "NNN(No Nick Name)", "Hummingbird", and "Tweety". nothing seemed to stick. Probably because I go by a nickname all the time, "Katie". Then, my dance instructor gave me the nickname, "Atta", short for attitude("that's what you have!" He said). That stuck. So know I'm Atta, soon to be "The Local Peach", but that's another story ;)!

Everyone Is Some one's Sunny Side! Keek out.
Catherine, Rine, Katie, Atta, Tweety, NNN, Hummingbird, The Local Peach

bjkhsuighrxcv

So, it is rather late for me to be up, but I felt very guilty for not posting in so long, so, I shall post. I will post about something my dear father said. Ahem. He said "AHH!! Me-ma!".
We must look into the many possible meanings of this one, intricate sentence. He was obviously distressed, but I think the AHH explains that fairly well. Now for the me-ma......I believe it stems from an ancient prejudice towards penguins, or perhaps he dropped his lollipop in a rain gutter as a child, or, dare I say it, he squished a gecko and feels very guilty about it. Yes, understanding runs very deep in my family. Keek!

Katie(Atta, The local Peach)

Ishing

I love to "ish" words, don't you? Like take yellow for example, what do you call something that's not really yellow? Well, you take my good friend, "-ish" and stick him on the end...then...viola! It's yellow-ish. Three cheers for "ish"! Hip, Hip, Hooray-ish! Hip, Hip, Hooray-ish! Hip, Hip, Hooray-ish! I don't really have much else to say. Ish. So, um Goodbye-ish.

Katie=](Atta)

Omen

Did you know that there is an omen in moments?!?! Yes, every moment there is an omen!! I wonder if it's bad or good...tell me what you think.

Everyone is some one's sunny side. Keek out!
Tie (Katie's evil twin the short poster)

I'm Feeling Lucky......

I feel very lucky tonight. Wanna play checkers?
....
....
....
.... nice, a checkerboard =). Ok, so the true test of luckiness is to make a post and to see where it goes. If it turns out good, I really am lucky, if it's bad I'm not. I should call my grandpa Lucky! Seriously, that's what he's called! I should also search on Google using the I'm feeling lucky button....ooooooohhh...seriously though, how many of us have just used that button to see what it's all about and not actually felt lucky? Hmmm? Fess up, I know you have. did any of you notice that my smiley has a mole, or a beauty mark? Actually it's just a period! Hahahaha! Gotcha!Sweetness, I'm off to the hospital h actually, I'm not! I fooled you again!!


Everyone is some one else's sunny side! Keek out!Keek Out! Oh yeah
Katie, Atta,Whatever

Lazy

I am lazy. Yes that's me. You see I don't post very often as you've noticed if you ever read my blog. But today is different. I am going to post. As you see by my posting. Ah yes, causality loops. Cool huh? Yup.
Have you ever seen a creme brullee tree? I bet in the Garden of Eden that they had pudding trees. Have you ever wondered why broccoli(a God made food) doesn't taste as good as ice cream, or cake, or pudding(all man-made)? I'll bet it's because of the fall. I wish carrots tasted good...too bad they taste like.......well, um, like carrots. So. A poem:

I don't think I'll ever see,
a something as green as a Palo Verde.
Their leaves are green,
As you've seen,
I wonder do they have a green spleen?
Their bark is green,
Their roots have green sheen,
Their green-ness does make quite a scene.
My eyesight is very keen,
Now, what a pleasant poem it's been.

I'm green today. Very green, yesssssss.....I'm even wearing green. Green. How many things rhyme with green? Spleen, sheen, scene, been(if you say it funny), bean, keen. There's probably more. So anyways,

Everyone is some one's sunny side, Keek out!
Katie=] (Atta)

What is a Pimpernel?

Do any of you know what a pimpernel is? I came across it in one of my e-mails. To be precise, I came across a Scarlet pimpernel. Yessiree, it seems like something docter Suess would write about. Or mabye louis Carrol. So, if you can tell me what it is, you get points*, and, if you don't use a dictionary, you get............yes.......BONUS POINTS*!!!!! Whoopee!! Well, I hope one of you can help me out,
Thanks!
Everyone is someone else's sunny side!
Katie=](Atta)

*points and bonus points are perks of www.attaspage.blogspot.com. They can be redeemed at anytime to rig a pole or contest. Proof of earned points is required.

keek, tookie, puck.

So, for April fool's day, I shall try to make everyone laugh by these redundant things people in my family, or my friends have said:

"Wow! the sky is blue!"
"He's really funny, I spent a week with him one day."
"Yuck! This ketchup tastes like tomatoes!"
"You're just a dumb dummy head!"
"If we're late because of me, it's not my fault."
"Just know, a few weeks ago..."
"You're just, just a puck!"
"If you want to be a tookie, then you tookie, tookie, tookie, and you eat a fuzzy piece of watermelon!"

Well, I hope I made you laugh, or at least smile. Smiling is very good for your health. Yeah, well,

Everyone is someone else's sunny side! Keek out!
Katie(Atta =])

Winners!

Boy, that temporal flux thing took me AGES to get out of...or did it?

Anyways...it is time to announce the winners of my many contests. My new saying was a tie, so, I will combine the two to make a totally new one! Here it is: Everyone is someone else's Sunny Side! It has a lot of S's, which, as you all know, I like. Now, the moment you've all been waiting for! Drum roll please!!! Here's the winner of the contest:
Everyone! I liked elements of each poem, like gig's mother-in-law, Michael S's fight scene, my alliteration(thank you, thank you), Dom's story line, and as for Michael Z, well...um....uhhhh, It was original....i guess. yeah. So good job everyone!

Everyone is someone else's sunny side! Keek out!
Katie(Atta)

Temporal flux

I went through.........another........temporal.......Fluuuuux.......again......tuday....MY LiFe iS vEry weIRd......rIght......now..TodaY.....GOOdBye! See You LatEr!

KeeK,
KaTIE, (ATTA)

Finish The Poem!

I have a very nice poem starter, but I need help finishing it. The rules are:
1. It needs to have a lot of S's
2. It must rhyme
3. It must continue my story

Not too hard, but still, follow the rules! I will choose a winner, just enter the game by posting. Here's the start:

I was walking down Sunny lane,
One Saturday afternoon,
When I met the Silver Surfer,
and some Samurai in a saloon.

Have fun you guys! Socks rule, Keek!
Katie(Atta)

Glob of Household Items

A new post! Hooray! So, I watched like three musicals last night with my friend, and then I had a weird dream consisting of a guy that was a mix between all three of the leads. It was very strange. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if cabbage started growing out your ears? And Then a possessed TV came and wanted to be your friend? Well, you could say that's what my life is like right now, but that would be totally wrong. It's more like being swallowed by a hundred pansies, then spit upon by a lamp post. Yup. Crazy huh?
Well, "
Keep on the sunny side,
Katie(Atta)

Keek!

I have a new word, it is keek! I also have pizzazin. Keek is just an exclamation you say when something bad is about to happen. Like today, I dropped my water cup, it fell and spilled everywhere. "Oh keek!" I said, annoyed. Pizzazin is a word meaning either, totally awesome, or annoying, it just depends on how you stress it. If you say PIzzazzin, it means annoying. If you say piZAZZIN, it means totally awesome. I will try to get them into the next Webster dictionary. If I do, I'll let you know.

Middle of the Day

This is a post made in the middle of the day. It is different then most posts. I think it likes being different. It's a happy post. It's good to be happy, like this post. I feel sorry for elephants, because there are many jokes made about them. Can you imagine how it would feel to have the title of "largest land mammal"? So from now on, I, being sensative to the elephants feelings, will call them, "Most grey land mammal", which I believe they are. Or I could just call them elephants...(@#^*^*)%#@^(
#$* +*/-/++-/-/)$!!@^*
*-++/@///@*(#^(*
@%^%&($/-++
@!$%^&*(
(This is a dust cloud)

Wow. I was just stampeded by an elephant. Apparently, they are proud of being rotund, and feel happy to be thought of in this manner. So, here's to the most rotund, fat, large, land mammal in the world!
(I don't have a new saying yet)
Katie =] (Atta)

No more c***

Well, I got so much crud about using c***, that it is now deleted from my blog vocabulary forever. Ok. Good. Now I need to think of new sayings, if you have any origanal ideas, please let me know.

In other news, I found out that the third dwarf, sneezy, had a twin brother. His name was coughee. Yup, unfortunately, one day he was rushed to the ER due to caffine poisioning. He survived though, but by then it was all over the news, and it was begining to damage the popularity of the dwarves, so they keep him in a small house a little ways away from the main house, and feed him caffine free all day. He is very happy, and his dream is to one day work at Starbucks.
That's all for now! Love you my peeps!
Atta =)

Fuzzy socks all the time get some!

Ok, for this post I will type about socks. Socks are really great! I had two pairs of fuzzy socks on yesterday and I built up TONS of static electricity. I was a cereal shocker!! Ok that sounds dirty...kind of like carpages...except carpages are really cool because they're a magical cross between a carport and a garage. I want one. That's all for now. Remember...
We're Better then crap...
Katie =] (atta)

Sayings

These are my sayings!

"Life isn't mesured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away."-Hitch

"Shared joy is double joy, shared pain is half pain."-Anonymous

"We're better then crap"-Katie Blanchard

these are most of the things I live by, isn't that cool?
tlk 2 u ltr my peeps!

Serious Post

Ok, so some of my friends were complaining that my blog wasn't serious enough. So here is a serious post for you. Music is cool. School is boring. I went to a movie. I ate popcorn there. The movie was good. Someone was murdered today. They died. The stock market is down. This is really boring. That's all.

Half half-and-half

Has your mom ever told you to make half a recipe using half milk and half half-and-half? Isn't that fun to say? Half half-and-half? Cool, huh? Is this post only questions? What? How should I end this? Or should I leave it hanging?

This is sad...

I honestly have no idea what to post...and that's just a little depressing. You see, You think i might start running out of ideas by the 50th, but this is only my 4th. Painful huh? So, um hows life? Good, glad it's working for ya. My hands hurt, they're really dry. I like toothpaste. Crest is my favorite...this is going nowhere. M'kay. bye my peeps.

Bad Luck

I had very bad luck the other day. I got up late, which means I start school late, which means it takes me very long to get my school done. Then, as I sat at the table and just about ate my rice chex, i got a nose bleed. So my day stated soggy, bloody and late. Yep. there's bad luck for you.

Break Away

Ok, I will break from from tradition...ahem...This Is My Second Post!!! Hooray!

CoppyCat

I would just like to say that I am not a copy cat, because most people (about 50%) start their first blog posts with "this is my first post" or "O boy my first post!" or "I just dropped my socks in peanut butter!" not really, but hehe....anyway. Yes, I have a blog. Hooray everyone.